You wouldn't fucking believe it. I'm at the bottled-water vending machine outside the hotel gym and this hot blonde lady eye-fucks me and signals me to follow her. I walk behind her, all the way to her room without saying a word. She leaves her door open and the next thing you know I'm inside her suite banging the shit out of her on the bed. She even asked me to cum on her face! The best part was that she didn't even ask me for my number, so I just went to the gym and got my next pump on.